10 reasons why i cannot join the amazing race

after the thurs nite out, i realize i can nvr join the amazing race or rather i will definitely lose if i join it, both the family edition n the normal edition...this is why...

1. I PANIC EASILY..I WILL START SCREAMING N GO HYPER..A NO NO WHEN UR LOST...
2. I LIKE GETTING LOST...ANOTHER NO NO..THE ADRENALINE RUSH IS SO COOL..
3. I LAUGH WHEN I GET LOST...FINISHED..ASK DAPHNE..I LAUGH N NOT CONCENTRATE ON GETTING BACK ON THE RIGHT ROAD..
4. I AM SO BAD WITH ROADS...
5. WORST STILL, IM BAD WITH MAPS...ASK THE TOURIST, PRISHILA WHO GUIDED US TO PETALING STREET N KLCC...
6. WHEN IM STRESSED I CANT THINK STRAIGHT...
7. IMAGINE ME, PRISH, DAPH N PUVY IN AMAZING RACE...FINISHED..WE WILL MOST LIKELY BE THE TEAM THAT HAS THE MOST DRAMA N COMES IN LAST EVERYTIME..I WILL BE HYPER, PUVY WILL JOIN ME, PRISH WILL BE STRESSED N DAPH WILL JUZ BE DAPH..LAUGH N LAUGH N LAUGH...NOT HELPING DAPHNE...
8. BUNGEE JUMPING...NO NO..I WILL HANG ON TO THE NEAREST METAL POLE FOR DEAR LIFE..ANY ROAD BLOCKS OR DETOUR..GONE..
9. ANYTHING TO DO WITH BEES, HEIGHTS...GONE..AHAHAHA...PHOBIA I GUESS...
10. FINALLY, TEND TO DRIVE FAST EVEN WHEN IM LOST..NO NO AS THERE IS NO TIME TO TURN BACK...HAVE TO TAKE BIGGER ROUND..AHAHHAAH..EXPERIENCE THAT MOST OF THE TIME..AAHAHAHA...

there u go...10 reasons why i cant go to that kinda race...aahahahah...wat to do...its in me i guess...

A Nite that Turn Out To Be Fun Afterall....

Thurs nite...the phone rang...daphne asks if i wanna go SALSA...AAAAAAA!!!!SALSA....i agreed...hsu phie n puvy agreed to go..half way to westin hotel..hsu phie called n said she n puvy was tired n ask if we wanna go yum cha instead..a lil disappointed but i was fine with anything..ahahahaha..blessing in disguise..we passed bangsar..i n daph was like how to get back to bangsar...like duh..follow roadsigns...the roadsigns were quite confusing..god...jalan bangsar keep left n keep right..we took left..then all of a sudden the roadsigns completely disappear..at the traffic light we were like left or right...FINISHED...gone..took a right which seems correct then took another right only to realize its the wrong turn..OH NO!!!!heading towards hilton KL n passed muzium negara...i was like huh...muzium negara...dun seem rite..then start again looking for roadsigns...the whole process was so funny..ahahahah..like finally after looking n following so many roadsigns we finally reached bangsar...looked for puvy n hsu phie n saw kathleen there as well..we went to TBS the lower floor..while taking so long to decide drinks, a waiter comes n say "sorry sir, we are closing in half an hour"...wah...finished...we were like ok...sori we are goin...without ordering any drinks...we headed to the mamak stall...n sat there n talked til 3 am...we then walked to the nearby street lamp n talked til 4 am...i was like wah so late edi..muz go home..by the time i got home after sending daphne back was close to 4.30 am...i was like shit...muz reach my room b4 my dad's alarm clock goes off at 5 am...i quietly sneaked into my room...changed n went straight to sleep for friday's trip to penang...so difficult to sleep...when i woke up i was in such a shitty feeling...like nausea, hungry but wanna sleep summore...dunnolah...such a weird n torturing feeling...luckily now its gone...if its there during the bus ride...FINISHED..SCENE = CALVIN VOMITTING IN THE BUS...god...so when i return it will be abt my trip to penang...n to my UNI FRENS, PENANG TRIP = KARATE TRAINING and not sum other things u ppl will think...

Pictures From Taman Pertanian Trip

PRISH N HER CAMERA....WAT TO DO...TOURIST MAR...

THE REST OF THE GROUP B4 HEADING INTO THE JUNGLE

PUVY N KUAN ENG

DAPHNE N HSU PHIE

ARRIVAL...AFTER A LONG TRIP OF LOOKING FOR DIRECTIONS...DAPHNE LOOKS WEIRD...HSU PHIE LOOKS LIKE SHE IS AVOIDING THE PRESS N PRISH LOOK NAUSEATED...

PRISH NOW HAIR STYLE...NOTICE THE SIDES..

CAM WHORING

SCENERY

LAZY PERSON WHO DOESNT WANNA CLIMB UP THE STAIRS...

ORNAMENTAL GARDEN

HUNGRY AFTER ALONG RIDE UP THE HILL....

CONSTIPATION ALERT!!!!...

MODEL WANNABE... ... ... ...

TOURIST N MODEL FOR A DAY...

HSU PHIE WONDER WOMAN...DUN MESS WITH HER..

SCENERY BY THE LAKE..


KUAN ENG BEING MACHO N ALL... ... ... .. .. . . . . . . . .

Taman Pertanian Malaysia...

After trying to recover from tennis by sleeping for 6 hours...legs still sore...back still hurts...i picked myself up to reach for my handphone which was ringing to find hsu phie saying a big ARLOO...haha..its time to wake up n head for taman pertanian shah alam...its already 10 plus...i quickly called puvy, daph n kuan eng...had to wake daph up..she is like so blur..ahaahaha...but anyways...picked puvy n met hsu phie n prishila in daph hse..she baked chicken pie...we had one each...quite yummy..then we set off to find the place..it is very secluded..we reached there at about 11.45...paid entrance fees n rent bikes n we were off cycling away for the next 2 hours...up n down the hills...it was tiring..omg..there were stuff to se though..like paddy fields..animals..monkeys..sceneries n some spice garden..unfortunately the 4 seasons house was closed to change the climate inside to spring..there was also this nice like ornamental garden..it was HOT..sunburned yet again...then we went off to eat at this thai restaurant in shah alam...quite nice n cheap...later it was off home to pick my bro up from tuition n home sweet home..ahahaaha...so tired..

EXERCISE....

Today was the continuation of what will be a string of sporty days...today was tennis...went with kuan eng, puvy, hsu phie, kathleen n khay wei for tennis in saujana..i have to say the club house is seriously to die for...what more of the golf course...nvr seen such a clean, neat club house n a well maintained golf course...WOW...started playing tennis for like 3 hours plus without stopping..my aching legs...ouch..it was a fun experience..it was just irritating if u dun get the tennis ball across the net...eeeeyyyeerrrrr...but i think i can nvr b good at it...i decided to stick with badminton...i did so many badminton moves in the tennis court...i felt weird...n i think that irritated kuan eng a lil...so sori..then came a huge thunderstorm..ABANDON GAME N LOOK FOR SHELTER...in this case the locker room...took a shower n wore my badminton pants which is EXTREMELY SHORT...n then came the biggest bang of the week...all of them wanted to eat at Italiannese at 1 U...OMG!!!...now comes the most embarassing moment of the month..i wore that short badminton pants n a badminton shirt to that restaurant...OMG...the attention i attracted on the way there...it was just awful...n i felt cold..of course right..so short summore so cold..i quickly walked to the table juz sat there n pretended ntg happened...ppl at the tables were looking at me oddly..OMG OMG...then came the second blow...we finished at 11 pm...then kathllen, hsu phie n khay wei were hiding from kuan eng n puvy...i was with the girls coz i walked slowly...was so full then...then i was behind this pillar near the italian rest..i peep to c if the guys were there or if there were coming...the line of vision is exactly the same as looking at the restaurant...there was this hot waitress standing outside packing...i was looking in that direction with that short pants when she suddenly looked over n stared...i was like crap..can u imagine...that pants...that eyes...the stare...it means only one word..STALKER...im like so blacklisted from that restaurant...OMG...so embarassing...summore she stared back at me..wah...kedieded..anyways...we went to the arcade awhile...to play bishi bashi b4 adjourning home...anyways...kinda tired now...tomorrow's adgenda...CYCLING IN TAMAN PERTANIAN MALAYSIA...ahahaahha...cant wait...

A Tiring Day

It has been a very tiring few days for me...wow...the amount of energy used up is amazing..firstly on saturday...I, Meng Lee, Vhan n Andrew went to the prefects camp in the morning organized by my brother n his BODs...the plan was to play rugby...i didnt have enough sleep n then when we went there it was postponed...fine...then we went to eat breakfast n then to Vhan's hse to play CLUEDO...when it was like 1 pm my bro called n said rugby is cancelled but then there is obstacle course...we were like OK, LETS JOIN THEM...went back to school...n ran the whole obstacle course..first we ran through mud...then commando crawled through 2 benches...climbed above a wall...ran up n down some steps...ran around the basketball court 3 times...reverse duck walk...climb past sum pondoks..ran to a signboard...up n down sum tables...criss cross poles..commando crawl through warm water..wheel barrow to finish...reverse duck walk was a killer for me...my legs went limp after that...it was also hot like mad...i had sun burn...we thought we did well...8 minutes plus...but then we got 2nd last...i was like WTF..shit man..but nvr mind...its all in the name of fun...then rushed home for karate...another killer...then only came back..wah...seriously tired..but then happy i got to exercise a lil...ahahahah...a step further in slimming down..

THE 1ST ANNUAL GAMBLING AWARDS 2006.....

CNY 2006 has finally ended..all the gambling n the overeating has all come to an end..mebe not gambling..but then there was so many highlights to this year's CNY...i have put up a poll in our reunion yahoo groups..i am so bored thats y i put it up...but then i also wanna know who will b voted most for all 14 categories...the winners will be announced on my blog together with pictures...

This CNY has been truly one of those i will rmb..all the open houses were great...it was a profitable time..all the fun..the laughter n shouting n scheming...all of that contributed to wat i think was a tremendously fun CNY..haven't had so much fun in a long time..to all my close frens..i wanna wish u all HAPPY CHAP GOH MEH...may the year of the DOG bring u lots of luck, good health n happiness...

Concluding Episode of CNY 2006...

Last two houses was Seng Kiat's House n Vee Han's House..Seng Kiat's house was fun as i learned a new game called Baccarat or Sim sumthing...its a fast pace game...win alot lose alot..interesting n exciting game..didn't win much...onli like RM 30...Seng Kiat's house was short lived as he had to send his GF back n gotta do sum stuff the next day...we adjourned to Andrew's house n continued...LOST THERE..first time to his house n lost..wat a way to hoi cheong in his hse..gambled til 2 plus then went home..the usual happened...sum ppl win sum ppl lose...

Vee Hans house was the finale..went there in the afternoon n gambled mahjong..ahahaha..usual...lost abit then gave vhan to control while i was at karate..got 4 blisters n hurt my left hand during karate due to sparring...but i have to say that LENG HUI KICK SUM ASS...she scored a few punches..wow...it was an eye opener..then came back to shower n then went bak to the house..they were so nice to wait for me b4 eating...thanks guys...ate nasi lemak...so yummy...n had so much to drink..dunno wat happen tis year in vhan's hse..LOST LIKE MAD...wah...at one point i lost RM 150++...it was so bad i had to rush home n get money to continue playing..but then after countless rounds of BACCARAT, BLACK JACK, CHOR TAI TI and POKER i manage to cover sum losses so i didnt lose that badly in the end..the nite ended at 3 am...tis year sumthing is a miss..dunno wat it is...poker lost its excitement tis year...last year there was so much tension...tis year its so plain n boring...or mebe i couldn't care less coz i hv been gambling too much til im bored of it...i also dunno...

NEXT ENTRY : THE 1ST ANNUAL GAMBLING AWARDS 2006.....

Day 5....Dreaded HSE 320...!!!!!

It was LENG HUI's house tis time...the time i lost loads of money...i woke up late that day...too tired from my open hse i guess...the nite b4 i slept on the sofa at 3am n woke up at 4 am to crawl to my bed for my needed regeneration of CHI power for gambling...well...her open hse starts at like 12 onwards...i reached there at 1...talk abt being punctual..if my bro didn't wake me up...then no need to go liaoz...anyways..we had KFC for lunch...so long nvr eat so i thought that it was a good lunch..after lunch n cleaning the place up we proceeded to yet another gambling session...started with BLACK JACK...won sum money..odd isn't it..ere i won when last week i lost like mad..hmmm....luck is such a peculiar thing...well...meng lee banker again n lost again...like wats new..then went to play dreaded major tension game POKER...but then i guess lady luck was smiling over me n vhan coz WE WON...VHONG, LAWRENCE, MENG LEE lost again...haihz...well...wat to do...though u have big cards still not big enuf to eat the money..ahahahaha..life was going smoothly then...then came IN BETWEEN...well...luck was on my side so wat the heck...play onli lah...FUIYOH!!!!...KEDIEDED...NO LUCK AT ALL..like leng hui n vvern in christine's hse...ACE N QUEEN CAN PULL ACE...doubled...sob sob sob...that happen 3 times when finally i said cannot liaoz...change game...then went to play chor tai ti...2 rounds onli then had to go home to follow family for dinner with dad's frens from England..came back n totally rest for the next day...another session in VHAN's hse...


Vhan's Hse Gambling Session....

Had to wait for bro to come back bcoz he doesn't hv the keys to the hse...by the time he is home it was 2 pm...went straight to vhan's hse n play mahjong...shared with vhong...each took out RM 30...vhan was on a roll...god...he played so well n pulled all the tiles he wanted...b4 u kno it..andrew n vvern was totally wiped out n had to buy chips from vhan...so kesian..then the winds of change came...andrew n vvern came back up from the ashes...they made a lil to cover loses...but overall winner was still vhan...i n vhong lost RM 12.70 each...we had dinner there..the food was nice n watched america's next top model b4 going home to sleep coz i HAVE UNI..SO BORING N SAD...HAIHZ...

Continuation of Day 4

CALVIN"S OPEN HOUSE....

My open hse was a blast...i guess everyone went home winning as usual except for some ppl...ANDREW, VHAN, VVERN, SENG KIAT N GF, CHRISTINE, LENG HUI all was feasting n stuffing themselves silly over the 12 course meal...i hope the food was good enough to satisfy them..i salute my mum n my maid for cooking those dishes...i enjoyed it...then went back to normal business of gambling..erm...played jin rummy...lost a few bucks...but then my father became the banker so everyone went downstairs to bet..played 3 rounds of 3 cards where i won RM 40...yay yay..then lost 2 rounds of 3 cards b4 getting to main agenda of BLACK JACK...my groups game i guess...father was banker n it was scary...he doubled us in one round n tripled us in another...i could c vhan, vvern n andrew a lil jittery...then the saviour MENG LEE came...juz in time...he said he wanted to be banker despite protesters like all of us...well we gave in eventually...n boy oh boy was he gonna regret that..i shared with vhan then...he paid us double in so many rounds coz of bad luck n in one specific round out of greediness he had 20 but wanted to get 21...he burst 5 cards n all had to be paid double...the stakes were...

ANDREW + VVERN = RM 10 ( occasionally RM 20 )
VHONG + FATHER = RM 25
VHAN + ME = RM 10 ( occasionally RM 20 )
LENG HUI = RM 1
CHRISTINE = RM 1
A FEW OF BRO FRENS = RM 5

count that up n times with two is wat meng lee had to pay for a few rounds....later he stopped banker n lost RM 400++....wah...nitemare...we were screaming away when u pull cards in hope he bursts...luckily no neighbours were calling the police...thank u neighbours...well...played a few rounds of jin rummy n lost a bit but then overall it was a profitable day...= calvin's gambling mathematics.... RM 180 - RM 30 + RM 50 = RM 200

YAY....ahaahahah...next stop...THE DREADED HSE 320 a.k.a LENG HUI's HOUSE....( drum rolls ).....OH NO!!!!!....

Day 4 Of Gambling....The Nite Of Sweet Dreams n The Horror For Some!!!!...scary...

Day 4 was rather a day to remember...lots of ups and downs happening on the same day...not to mention sum history making n sum rather terrible experiences some ppl wun wanna relive....this is...THE WRATH OF CHRISTINE'S n CALVIN's OPEN HOUSE.......

Christine's Open House

It was a calm n tranquil day...the usual morning sun n all...i woke up later than i wanted to..too tired from Day 3...regenerate CHI power in order to survive Day 4...long day ahead...took a shower n went straight to Christine's house...her house is so cozy...so calm...so relaxed...couldn't harm a fly...well...thats wat i think...haihz...how wrong could one get...everyone came later...ate pizza...chicken rice...keropok lekor..good food there...then came the ultimate test...GAMBLING...fine...i tot...shouldn't b too bad...hahahaha...yah rite...played the dreaded game of IN BETWEEN...adrenaline rushing...god...i couldn't believe i wud say this...THE DREADED MONEY POOL WAS RUTHLESS N UNFORGIVING N BITCHY N PMS-SY....oh my..HORROR!!!!!but only for LENG HUI N LIM VVERN...it started with a innocent request by LIM VHAN to deal the cards...all were like ok...no harm done...ahahahah..it started as a small pool of money...hardly RM 15...god knows wat happened to vhan or mebe the pool was being bitchy...gave us good cards but we couldn't win at all...worst...we had to play double the amount because we get the exact same cards...OMG!!!!...the worst hit was that duo mentioned..cannot imagine...u get like an ACE n a QUEEN...u get cards ranging from like 2 til jack n u win watever u call for...they called RM 18...n got an ACE...we were like SHIT....they payed RM 36 for that round..n it got worst...they had similar cards n kena double again n again...the rest of us also got doubled but less times...so in the end the peak of the pool was like RM 200++...RM 50 n RM 10 were everywhere...n RM 200 x 2 = RM 400...like none of us hv the money to put in if we got doubled...tension mounted...n mounted..so scary..i then got to a round with ACE n KING...i was losing RM 50...then i ran to a corner n shouted RM 50....n then shut my ears n eyes hoping for the best...then i heard claps n YAY YAY I WON...ahahahahaha...meng lee also did call RM 50...got it once...lost it and got it again..good for him...ANDREW N VHONG DIDN"T DO TOO BADLY...at least andrew is making bak up...felt so sorry for him losing so much but alas...it is the nature of the game....the pool eventually went to zero...all adjourned back to their homes to shower before coming over to my place for a nite of MORE HORROR...GOODNESS...to be continued...

Day 3 Of Gambling

The Drama Unfolds In Lim Meng Lee's House...............

The day started like all the other days...good as usual...juz the exception that i was a lil tired from mahjong ytd...slept at like 5 am...ahahahaah..wat to do...gambling mar...so i n my bro went to meng lee's house..leng hui was there already..talk about punctual..dunno y she suddenly so punctual..mebe wanna win $$$ kua..but anyways...had lunch...it was great..had nasi lemak that burned my lips..wah..crazy man..dunno how many cups of cordial i took to soothe the burning sensation...well..the real drama starts here......

played black jack (as usual)...n guess wat...i won RM 30...time for a lil math...RM 150 + RM 30 = RM 180...OMG!!!...i reached ground zero...i was likie...oklah...tis is my day...boy boy boy...was i so wrong later...so RM 180...i started doing THE CALVIN...from RM 5 to RM 1...that irritated the hell out of the banker...aahahaha...but dun carelah...every man for himself...like wateverlah...started losing ringgit per ringgit..then won back to ground zero again...haihz...wat a roller coaster ride...vhan n andrew lost like RM 200++...like damn a lot of money man...they were like gonna die...then came one round when they onli had RM 15..wah..they pulled 5 cards...meaning everyone pays double...wah...from there they were unstoppable...they rammed us down . mowed n stomped n flattened n bulldozed us into hell...there was no coming back up man...even i thought they were too good so i quit...then after a few rounds...came the deadly game of POKER...i partnered vvern n leng hui..i tot oklah winning season in again...started off rough...won two rounds in a row n then...sob sob...LOST LIKE MAD...EEEEYYYEEERRRRR....irritating...died like RM 40...............................goodness................kedieded...........tis time..wah depressions of the century...kena like mad..then we quit n played black jack again n won a lil back...so total lost of the day = RM 18...not too badlah...but losing is nvr a good thing...sob sob sob...nvr mind...tomolo is a new day...it will be christine's hse n MY HOUSE...ahahahaah...can't wait...my mum has planned a FEAST FIT FOR A KING...an TWELVE COURSE DINNER...

• SATAY
• THAI TAUFOO
• GRILLED CHICKEN WINGS
• MIXED RICE
• LAP FAN
• SWEET GARLIC SOTONG
• SUM PHILIPPINES DISH
• CHAP SUEY
• SEA CUCUMBER
• DESSERT
• BBQ PRAWNS
• POPIAH

thats ur 12 course meal...ahahaahaha...i ask them to starve themselves b4 coming....so i guess...the drama continues tomolo...i assure u ppl...there will b pics tomolo...cyaz...wish me luck again...i need it badly...n so does andrew....kesian...wishes him luck of the god of prosperity tomolo...

Day 2 Of Gambling

As usual...gambling for like the 5th day consecutively...ahahahah..wat to do...started the day by going to the ARCADE with andrew n my bro...basically was there for like 2 hours playing only like 3 games..the one that took most of the time was marvel vs capcom 2..addicted to that game although we r not very good at it but i still manage to kick ass today..ahahaah..n played bishi bashi mashi...sum game u juz bang buttons...stress reliever...then adjoured home, had dinner n then meng lee n andrew came over to GAMBLE...played black jackwith my father being the banker then went over to christine's house to play mahjong...or rather teach meng lee to play it...n guess wat...i won back sum money...ahahahaah...now the math..erm...RM 120 + RM 30 = RM 150...juz RM 30 from being back to ground zero..yay yay..most of it came from black jack...taking from my father...mahjong was fun today...coz i have good tiles i guess...if not wah...frus giler...one can't imagine how frustrating it is not having good tiles...but wat the heck...its a good day for me...n i hope it stays that way the whole time tomolo at MENG LEE'S open house,....hope to suck sum money there to cover sum loses...ahahaahaha...wish me luck as I embark on this journey to suck money out of people...will be posting the drama that unfolds tomolo at his hse as well as pictures i hope...aahahahaha...wish me luck...

My 1st Entry

Happy CNY...Gong Xi Fa Cai...yet again that time of the year where chinese ppl runs all over the place buying stuff n decorating the house...juz came back from my hometown in Raub, Pahang...surprisingly NOT MUCH TRAFFIC...wow...was amazed by that...came back n slept til bout lk 6 b4 watching American Idol...then made a few phone calls n decided to go to leng hui's house to GAMBLE (MY FAVOURITE PAST TIME) with my close " kaki judi" 's ( andrew, meng lee, leng hui n my bro )....IT WAS SUCH A DEPRESSING NIGHT...OMG...i came back to Subang having won RM 180 from gambling in my hometown...juz after 3 hours of gambling...RM 180 - RM 60 = RM 120...eeeyyyeeerrr...!@#$$%$$#%@#%#^#$%!!!!!!....andrew lost more than RM 100, leng hui lost RM 30 plus n my bro lost RM 70...all together LIM MENG LEE won RM 320...EEEYYEEERRRR!!!!!!.....guess it seriously wasn't our day at all...we all laid on the floor depressed as ever...OMG!!!...never been so depressed with so many ppl b4...ahahaahah...we established a new club in our circle of frens called the SGLG ( Support Group For Losing Gamblers )...

CURRENT PRESIDENT : ANDREW
MEMBERS: CALVIN
LAWRENCE
LENG HUI

Its a small club but expanding fast...we pissed n moan n groan n became bitchy all during the last hour...ahahahahaah...n poor meng lee had to be at the recieving end...poor poor meng lee...
...yah rite poor...sapu us of so much money...u little shit...u better keep our money properly coz we r getting it back from u very very soon....we ended our session at about like 2.15...then proceeded to the car...in the lift we got stuck at the basement of the car park...wat a day rite...the door would'nt open...haihz..such luck...but meng lee was smart enuf to like press the ground floor button n so the lift opened at the ground floor...thank god...if i was there alone i would either sit in a corner and cry or press the emergency bell like there is no tomorrow n wake the entire community there...lucky me for having calm frens...now i'm lk back home to "Hoi Cheong " my new blog...well...i guess easy come easy go and wat goes around comes around...so i hope to win my $$$ back...RM 60..sob sob...can buy like so much food..then again there is always 4 more houses to go n visit n of course gamble there...ahahahaha...u ppl reading tis muz b thinking im such a big gambler rite...i do admit it...I AM A BIG GAMBLER..hahahaha..any game also can...poker..black jack...mahjong...rummy...u juz name it...i wished i had pictures to show but i guess in my next post there will be...till tomolo...cyaz